What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.