What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony