What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women