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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

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What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."