What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct