What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals