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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!