What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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Well that bites.

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It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

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Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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Might I conjure Ya?

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!