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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani