Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!