Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!