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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.