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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.