Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.