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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What would you say is your biggest flaw?

I step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.