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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.