Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.