Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why did EA cross the road?

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.