Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step Up: Transformers.

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.