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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.