Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!