Chew Gum Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.