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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Choo Choo Jokes More Choo Choo Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."