Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

Choo Choo Jokes More Choo Choo Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.