Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What do you call a Pokémon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."