Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

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Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.