Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

Choo Choo Jokes More Choo Choo Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.