Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!