It was stuck to the chicken.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
Abominable.
To say hello from the other side.
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
You better C or you'll B
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
Well, it ain't a piece of cake.
To keep the pig in one piece.
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