Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Fowl Play Jokes More Fowl Play Jokes

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Suspect Jokes More Suspect Jokes

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.