Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.