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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Fowl Play Jokes More Fowl Play Jokes

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Suspect Jokes More Suspect Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people