Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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Where do space monsters live?

In far distant terror-tory.

Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.