Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.