Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

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Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it