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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.