Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.