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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.