Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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Why was red sad?

Because he was feeling blue

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

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What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.