Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.