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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses