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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.