Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.