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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.