Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

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What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.