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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.