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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.