Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there! C-2! C-2 who?

C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.