Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.