It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
A Concussion.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Tulips.
Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
In yarr'ds.