Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!