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Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!