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Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.