Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...