Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.