Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.