Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment