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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.