Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.