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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level