Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.
Picardi and coke
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.
