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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.