Because someone's always on the deck!
Because he was sitting on the deck!
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
Buy a deck of cards.
Patty O'Furniture
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Swab the deck!
Because the captain stood on the deck.
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Because you're sitting on the deck...
The outside
Paddy O'furniture
Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"
Because there is no driver up there.
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
Let's be Avenue
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Paddy O'Furniture
Mule-tide greetings.
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
Because he hates capitalism.
I'll take your money!
Because you have to hollow out the head.
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.
By giving her money furs and diamonds.
