Because someone's always on the deck!
Because he was sitting on the deck!
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
Buy a deck of cards.
Patty O'Furniture
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Swab the deck!
Because the captain stood on the deck.
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Because you're sitting on the deck...
The outside
Paddy O'furniture
Because there is no driver up there.
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
Coconut
The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip
Camal-Flage
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Because they were both too Shellfish.
For the watch.
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Take his spade away.
Acis spades!
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
Mabul cake.
4 if you have a dog.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
Too many cheetahs!!!!
The night before a test.