Because someone's always on the deck!
Because he was sitting on the deck!
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
Buy a deck of cards.
Patty O'Furniture
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Swab the deck!
Because the captain stood on the deck.
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Because you're sitting on the deck...
The outside
Paddy O'furniture
Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"
Because there is no driver up there.
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Acis spades!
Coat-Hanger Abortions
Too many cheetahs!!!!
The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
A pirate aye!
SWV (sisters with voices)
Roommates
Row v. Wade
He had Barkinson's
Because he was a paw bearer.
Interracial
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
