Because someone's always on the deck!
Because he was sitting on the deck!
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
Buy a deck of cards.
Patty O'Furniture
Because the captain stood on the deck.
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Because you're sitting on the deck...
The outside
Paddy O'furniture
Because there is no driver up there.
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
Fun!
She didn't suit his taste!
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Old.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
Ennwii
Sparky
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
Don't worry, they'll let you know.