How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

Swab Jokes More Swab Jokes

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!