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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Swab Jokes More Swab Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.