How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

Swab Jokes More Swab Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.