March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Previous Random Joke Next

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Swab Jokes More Swab Jokes

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!