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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant

Swab Jokes More Swab Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.