His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
He was not an archdevil.
Let's bond!
They have nerves of steal.
Yarrrrrn.
Apparently 10 aren't enough:
None. It will change when the fire nation attacks
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Swab the deck!