His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
Because of their proximity to the
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
An **Arrr**my
Because someone's always on the deck!
They're afraid of change.
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Swab the deck!