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Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

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What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

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Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!