His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
Let's just say he felt overall sadness.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
X marks the pot, matey.
Swab the deck!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
