His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
A turkey.
Scarves
Ayy ayy cap'n
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Swab the deck!
