Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

How could you do this to me?

She cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!