Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts