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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

How would you say you handle job pressure?

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Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.