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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How would you say you handle job pressure?

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!