Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts