Why is the peanut crying? - Curious Supply

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.