Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast