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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

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Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh-lay!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.