Roasting a chicken.
In Greece.
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
He was a pieromaniac.
A face palm.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.