Roasting a chicken.
Because he brought his own drumsticks
Damm, we do taste like chicken!
This is not a drill.
His hand caught on fire.
This isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
Dadjokes
Because he couldn't handle his roast
My chestnuts are roasting