My chestnuts are roasting
He wanted to have some stage presents.
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Batman's Parents.
A hot mess.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
Your aim.
