What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

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Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

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She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

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Dry Humour.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

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Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne