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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Chestnut Jokes More Chestnut Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne