What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

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Roasting a chicken.

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A stamp.

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A hot mess.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting