What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

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What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!