What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide