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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

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What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.