Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Claus-trophobic.
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
He keeps a log
Claustrophobia!
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
He gets claustrophobic!
Black mail!
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
An umbrella!
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
You're too young to be smoking!
Cause they work out.
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
Fake money they use in prisons.
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
Apple Sauce
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
It's a dead letter day.
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
They hit the town and blow a few bucks.
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?
They demand credit for everything
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
