Because prisons don't have chimneys.
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Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Claus-trophobic.
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
He keeps a log
Claustrophobia!
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
He gets claustrophobic!
Black mail!
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
An umbrella!
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Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.
With a dustpan..
Black mail.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
You're too young to be smoking!
Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!
They both came in a little behind!
Fake money they use in prisons.
Because it broke every branch of the law.
Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide
