Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Claus-trophobic.
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
He keeps a log
Claustrophobia!
Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide
He gets claustrophobic!
Black mail!
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
An umbrella!
They hit the town and blow a few bucks.
It's Christmas, Eve!
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Send them the Fine Brothers.
Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)
Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide
T and Qs.
Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
Cause they would whistle on the way down
You just put your lips together and whistle
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
