Chimney Jokes

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$19.99

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

You might also enjoy:

Christmas Eve Jokes More Christmas Eve Jokes

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Piotr get for Christmas?

Your iPod!

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Big Chimney Jokes More Big Chimney Jokes

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Tourist Guide Jokes More Tourist Guide Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide