What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

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What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.