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What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.