A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
Because he was grounded!
He didn't understand Flossophy!
A Si-gull
A bird who steals!
Cinnamon Ghost Crunch
A navi-gator!
You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.