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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.