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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

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Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

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It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!