A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
When he's a billionaire.
Manning was just a bit too much for them.
Cant-elope
Because they cantaloupe..
Suture self!
When they run out of patients.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
It sinks.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
