What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

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Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!