What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

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Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

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He injured his spline!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!