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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

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They never want to log off.

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You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

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He was running out of patients.

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Thank you for your patients.

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Suture self!

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What's the coolest kind of surgery?

Hip surgery.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!