What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did X-Men's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Suture Self Jokes More Suture Self Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Surgery Jokes More Surgery Jokes

What's the coolest kind of surgery?

Hip surgery.

How was the surgery?

Surgery? But... was this not an autopsy???!!!