What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Suture Self Jokes More Suture Self Jokes

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Surgery Jokes More Surgery Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

How was the surgery?

Surgery? But... was this not an autopsy???!!!