What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

Surgery Jokes More Surgery Jokes

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.