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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!