How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.