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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.