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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it.

What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

Manning was just a bit too much for them.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt