How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.