How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off