Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Morgue Attendant

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East Timor

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.