Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What do you call a man who supports women's sports?

A sports brah

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

R/explainlikeimfive

What is the longest movie of all time?

8 mile

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park?

A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.