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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat