Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!