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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

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What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!