Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's the craziest type of bread?

Banana Nut Bread!

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.