Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

Wi' jam in

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

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What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise