Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette