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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.