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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?

You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot