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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.