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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch