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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.