What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!