What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.