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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

How old are your kids?

Kids

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.