Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Humerus Jokes More Humerus Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.