Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Humerus Jokes More Humerus Jokes

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.