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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Humerus Jokes More Humerus Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.