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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

Who's there! Butch! Butch who?

Butch your arms around me!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Humerus Jokes More Humerus Jokes

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?