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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

Humerus Jokes More Humerus Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!