Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Humerus Jokes More Humerus Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.