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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.