Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.