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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.