How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.