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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.