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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

She hits women

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.