How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.