How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.