How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams