How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!