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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.