How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes?

Chairman

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.