How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!