How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.