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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon