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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon