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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan