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What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.