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What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.