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What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

How do you make apple jelly?

Google maps.