What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

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Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!