What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.