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What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.