What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!