What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!