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What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!