What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

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String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.