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How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

Ton Jokes More Ton Jokes

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Conflict Jokes More Conflict Jokes

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast