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How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

Ton Jokes More Ton Jokes

What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

A ton.

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Conflict Jokes More Conflict Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.