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How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

Ton Jokes More Ton Jokes

What is heavy forward but not backward?

Ton

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.