There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
When life's getting a little ruff...
Full speed ahead!
Single.
I hate tons of stuff.
One ton soup.
May the force e-with you.
People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.
Cry me a peninsula.
The middle yeast