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Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.