How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Disappointment Jokes More Disappointment Jokes

What does disappointment feel like?

Deleted

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.