How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.