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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What do you call a crappy skin cream?

Disappointment