I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy
Its not on the front page
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
Convincing the sound to get into your van.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
Disappointment
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