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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Because they have to use their Endor voices.

How did you get into my house?

Business.

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You take the "F" out of way.

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What does disappointment feel like?

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