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Van Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.