What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

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Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.