What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.