What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Carrion my wayward son

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It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.