What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

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What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.