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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss