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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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Try it out on Internet Explorer

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Why ya going to the airport?

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.