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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Broadview*

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.