What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why ya going to the airport?

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.