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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.