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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

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What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

Pulse Jokes More Pulse Jokes

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.