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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.