What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

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Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men