What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.