What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 ...

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

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What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.