What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film?

I can clearly see you're nuts

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.