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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Katy Perry Jokes More Katy Perry Jokes

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.