Orlando Jokes

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

Pulse Jokes More Pulse Jokes

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation