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Orlando Jokes

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Orlando Bloom Jokes More Orlando Bloom Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Pulse Jokes More Pulse Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

Katy Perry Jokes More Katy Perry Jokes

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.