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Orlando Jokes

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

Orlando Bloom Jokes More Orlando Bloom Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

Katy Perry Jokes More Katy Perry Jokes

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Legola Jokes More Legola Jokes

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.