What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.