What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

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How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.