What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.