What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!