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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!