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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!