What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.