How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.