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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Who was left?

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Why do black people from west Africa never go on cruises?

They're not falling for that again.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.