How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

The cow fell on her.