How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.