How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.