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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.