How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.